unitedstatesoftony:

im a social vegan

i avoid meet

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

oomshi:

catch me in Grand Theft Auto watering plants & helping the elderly

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

prepare for trouble

and make it double

gabrielsbubblebutt:

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

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whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

lamelohan:

it seems like the only thing that is truly attracted to my face is acne